Guard Frequency Episode 209 | Artisanal Mediocrity

Greetings Citizens and Civilians, you’re tuned to episode 209 of Guard Frequency — the best damn space sim podcast ever! This episode was recorded on April 13th 2018 and released for streaming and download on Tuesday, April 17th 2018 at GuardFrequency.com

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In this week’s flight deck we bring you all the headlines from simulated space including the latest news from Elite: Dangerous as they announce the Geoff-o-Tron, and Star Citizen’s latest ships. Next, we’ll get the news from the deep black with Spencer McDunn on Galactic Public Radio. Then Commander KineticImpulser gives you tips for keeping those shield up in Nuggets for Nuggets. After that we continue our audio adventure, Guard Frequency Origins, as our pilots get back out into the deep black. Finally, we open up the feedback loop and let you join in on the fun.

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4 responses to “Guard Frequency Episode 209 | Artisanal Mediocrity”

  1. rentaspoon Avatar
    rentaspoon

    You said BMW doesn’t make full size trucks? Mercedes do, Ford make tiny cars to super cars to, Mazda make Kei cars to Lorries. I don’t think Chris ment specifically BMW, if he did, they need someone to go back and redesign them, they clearly aren’t BMW.

    On top of that I’m sure somewhere, there is a MISC “600i” that probably didn’t make the cut or its the freelancer, Chris is sitting more in the role of General Motors where they make a car and then decide who gets to stick there badge on the model.

    I never got the apples and oranges thing, they are very comparable. Both can come in red, both have skins, both are fruit.

    Also 16inch soggy pizza with raw anchovies.. yum, just missing frozen pineapple and you’ve just described my sort of pizza.

    I actually like the new crime system in Elite, the bounties and fines are an awesome compared to the last system however I believe the damage amount needs to be adjusted, I’ve fired a missile and got an instant bounty however I’ve pulse lasered a few cops and never even been fined. The issue seems to be high damage low projectile weapons and in the case of many commanders in open, poor trigger discipline and lack of spatial awareness.

    Good show as always. ⭐ for you

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    1. seannewboy Avatar
      seannewboy

      “Also 16inch soggy pizza with raw anchovies.. yum, just missing frozen pineapple”

      You are a very sick person. Thin and crispy on the crust, no anchovies, with mushrooms and sausage, pineapple should never be frozen.

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  2. seannewboy Avatar
    seannewboy

    Wonderful show everyone Loving the all of the new segments, very well done on all of them.

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  3. H Alan Avatar
    H Alan

    Meh, mediocre show boys, mission accomplished. I would like to hear a few more minutes of the RP game. I enjoy hearing the troops dice roll themselves out of their constant predicaments. Kudos to Tony for DM-ing the adventures and coming up with the weekly content.

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