Guard Frequency Episode 230 | The Busty Crustacean

Cits and Civs, Captains and Commanders, you’re tuned to episode 230 of Guard Frequency — the best damn space sim podcast ever! This episode was recorded on September 21st 2018 and released for streaming and download on Tuesday, September 25th 2018 at GuardFrequency.com

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In this week’s flight deck we bring you all the headlines from simulated space including the latest news from: Elite Dangerous, Star Citizen, Dual Universe, No Mans Sky and Descent Underground. Next, we’ll get the news from the deep black with Spencer McDunn on Galactic Public Radio. After that we continue our audio adventure, Guard Frequency Origins, where the team found love in a basement. Finally, we open up the feedback loop and let you join in on the fun.

Lace up your booties, campers, it’s time to head out to the Flight Deck.

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3 responses to “Guard Frequency Episode 230 | The Busty Crustacean”

  1. seannewboy Avatar
    seannewboy

    Wonderful show everyone, great job.

    Put me in the procedural camp, when dealing with the vastness of space, quantity over quality.

    When given the chance, make the hack, dont trust the baddies.

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  2. Bobo Elk Avatar
    Bobo Elk

    Sirs,

    It seems that my nephew Clown Bobo is having some difficulty re-establishing communications to the present, from whenever it is he is in the future. I suspect that several weeks if not months have gone by for him and that the circumstances of his current situation are becoming quite dire. Time travel is just silly and should never be done to America, let alone Texas.

    Since last I wrote (and most generously shared with you my theory: “A Theory Upon Star Citizen Scope Creep as Subterfuge Within the Big Game Developer Simulator™ Project,” by Miss Bobo Elk, who is me); I’ve received only the tiniest shred of decipherable information from my nephew. So little that I was reluctant to bother you with it. But since I have again bothered MYSELF to reach out to YOU, I might as well pass along what I have.

    I do only have a few moments to spare before the Magdalen College Oxford Ladies versus Gents Archaeologist Cosplay LARP event begins. This month it is the “Laras” versus the “Indys” again. I predict there will be no repeat of the absolute drubbing we received last time out. The Provost has finally returned to me my dual Heckler & Koch USP airsoft pistols, but only upon my word that I won’t target above the shoulders any more.

    Now, where was I, yes, yes. The note. Yes. Bobo asked that I communicate the following directly to Tony –

    “’Let them come! There is one clown yet in Austin who still draws breath!’ And for as long as I may live, our minority opinion cabal shall never be less than two. Towanda!”

    And then there was this – https://imgur.com/a/Ro1wmNK

    Really, I have no idea what any of this could possibly be about. I only just found it in my email Junk file. Can’t say with a straight face that it shouldn’t have stayed there too. I just don’t understand these modern enthusiasts.

    Sincerely,

    B. Elk

    #thefrogshaveboiledover
    #theflavoraidisalie
    #tonyisright

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  3. H Alan Avatar
    H Alan

    Where is Adera’s (sp?) computer dump going? a Star Citizen combination shower toilet quantum drive? Into a can of floor wax? Oh, to her hand-comp. Will the quarrelling scientists interdict the data flow before she can finish her hand job? I’ll stay turned. Enjoyed the show and really enjoying the story.

    Where can I download that sweet, sweet picture of Judi Dench to use as my N.S.F.W. desktop wallpaper image om my supermarket seafood counter PC?

    I’m ambivalent on the gaming environs, but unequivocally in favor of the co-op play option. One method is not better than the other. Artisanally crafted procedure logic gives the playing field a head start with minimal resources loaded on the console/PC but it does not necessarily mean it’s the end of level creativity.

    #geoffmitedust
    #wipesforclowns
    #computerdrivelove

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