Guard Frequency Episode 328 | A Microcosm of the Scope Creep Hypercube

Cits and Civs, Captains and Commanders, you’re tuned to episode 328 of Guard Frequency — the best damn space sim podcast ever! This episode was recorded on October 16, 2020 and released for streaming and download on Tuesday, October 20, 2020 at

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This Week’s Schedule

  • Flight Deck
  • The news from the deep black with Spencer McDunn on Galactic Public Radio
  • We continue our audio adventure, Guard Frequency Origins, reminding you that the ladies room is on the first floor and that there’s TWO O’s in “Goose,” boys.
  • Feedback Loop

Links & the Like

  • Elite Dangerous was pretty quiet this week, so we’re going to take the opportunity to chat about what we want out of our space suits we’ll be wearing on all the semi-airless surfaces during all of the Neil-Armstrong moments we’re going to have. Put your Fanny Packs in the boot and your junk in the trunk, pilots, we’re taking a load out.
  • Whelp, the hunt for Brian Chambers is over. And yes, we heard your cry for help. It came as a poignant heartfelt plea for mercy that lasted precisely one minute and seventeen seconds. And there’s a couple more things we should cover… like what Chris said when Brian stopped talking.

Community Questions

  • What do you want to add to your Elite Dangerous space suit?
    • Angel Wings?
    • Butt Flaps?
  • Did you hear Brian Chambers cry for help? Will you answer the call?

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2 responses to “Guard Frequency Episode 328 | A Microcosm of the Scope Creep Hypercube”

  1. Saoldian Avatar

    Wtf did I just listen to? The Guard Frequency roots ARE Star Citizen Tony! Man if I could reach thru the podcast app and slap you I would. Your unbelievable tinfoil hat conspiracy theory is bordering on plain foolishness now. Come on man! (Insert Biden meme). Do you not think the contractural agreement with the investors does not protect Chris, the company and CIGs interests? Chris may be a listless visionary but Ortwin is a shrewd entertainment lawyer. I think you’re way out of your conservationist league to be speculating on the level of crazy-town that you are. Keep your nutty theories cuz it’s been proven over the years you have to be proven wrong so I will reserve the right to bring this up after the S42 release and when the dust settles will enjoy your contrition as you learn to have more faith in your fellow man. Clock hacked.

    Incidentally, great Russian accent Tony…coincidence? I think not. Btw, the wonderful British gentleman is an absolute wonder! His voice is superb and should not be in the same vicinity as you lug nuts. What is this Elite Dangerous you speak of?

    Love always, Sao.

    And hi to you too Ben and Chiv! Wingamanga4lyfe!!!

  2. seannewboy Avatar

    Just got finished listening, great show, end of the bloopers was worth the listen, and if anyone starts a mental competency hearing for you, will be used against you.

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