Guard Frequency Episode 395 | Full Congress

Cits and Civs, Captains and Commanders, you’re tuned to episode 395 of Guard Frequency — the best damn space sim podcast ever! This episode was recorded on Friday March 25, 2022 and released for streaming and download on Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at

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This Week’s Schedule

  • Flight Deck
    • Elite: Dangerous
    • Star Citizen
    • Resurgence
  • The news from the deep black with Spencer McDunn on Galactic Public Radio
  • We continue our audio adventure, Guard Frequency Origins, where they let us go, it’s the only explanation for the ease of our escape.
  • Feedback Loop

Links & the Like

Elite Dangerous

Elite Dangerous released a dot-dot patch this week, which was nice and good. They also announced the official grand opening of the community calendar. And it’s already got stuff, and also things on it! One noticeable absence: no one is filling in the Thargoid fun hole yet! Let’s get that on the calendar, please. And there is a new community goal featuring an obvious outcome favored by the dev team, in the form of double-engineered heat sinks.

Star Citizen

Star Citizen is talking up the 3.17 release and all the things they are 90% sure are going to make it into the patch. Refueling, and tweaks to mining and life support. And we got to see a visual preview of a prototype “space vacuum cleaner,” where the phrase “go suck on a hull plate” is an invitation to FUN🌈, Star Citizen Style.


Have you ever wanted to tell Ambassador Spock to go stick it in his pointy ear, you green blooded hobgoblin? Well, you probably won’t be able to, unless the dialogue menu of Star Trek: Resurgence has an obvious “chaotic evil” narrative path. But what the upcoming game from developer Dramatic Labs will have is a hybrid point and click storytelling adventure along the lines of Star Trek: A Final Unity, and Star Trek: Borg. And a voice actor who is a dead ringer for Leonard Nimoy.

Community Questions

  • How long should we wait until we give up on filling in the Thargoid fun hole?
  • Are you looking forward to Star Trek: Resurgence? Are there other narrative adventure games you’re waiting to see?

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One response to “Guard Frequency Episode 395 | Full Congress”

  1. seannewboy Avatar

    Star citizen: Cleaning up the universe for fun and profit.
    Guard Frequency, we suck so that you dont have to.
    Armitage Ship Deep Cleaning, any ship can get Nebular Herpes, but you dont have to let it stay there.
    Massive Correction for the Win!
    I could not finish in one sitting due to time limits, lunch and breaks, etc.
    cq#2) Just put cones around it and wait.
    Great show everyone.

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