Guard Frequency Episode 399 | Minimum Tasteful Product

Cits and Civs, Captains and Commanders, you’re tuned to episode 399 of Guard Frequency — the best damn space sim podcast ever! This episode was recorded on Friday May 6, 2022 and released for streaming and download on Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at

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This Week’s Schedule

  • Flight Deck
    • Elite: Dangerous
    • Star Citizen
    • Resurgence
  • The news from the deep black with Spencer McDunn on Galactic Public Radio
  • We continue our audio adventure, Guard Frequency Origins, where they let us go, it’s the only explanation for the ease of our escape.
  • Feedback Loop

Links & The Like

Elite Dangerous

Elite Dangerous announced their 2022 plans and it looks like the good stuff isn’t happening until 2023. But it’s not all doom and gloom, and there is real cause for celebration, because it looks like a console transfer is going to happen after all. And while that is certainly good news by itself, the cherry on top is… Mikey, a drum roll please… Tony was WRONG! Oh, happy, joyous day! I’m not going to say anything else. I’m just going to sit here and luxuriate in this feeling.

Star Citizen

Star Citizen sent out new monthly reports on squadron 42 and star citizen. And you’ll be happy to know that the AI team is working hard on making sure the AI crew of your UEE battleship will properly interact with their bedsheets when they have to get out of bed unexpectedly. This is not a joke. This is a real thing. Also, when Pyro is finally added to the game, we can be sure that there will be prophets at the outposts, and the nudity will be kept to a tasteful minimum. And last but not least, strap in, space cadets, because it’s already Invictus week once again.

Community Questions

  • What’s your favorite marker on the “not roadmap” for Elite: The key feature overhaul, the major narrative phase, new mission variant, stability, stability or stability?
  • Aside from the bedsheets, did anything in the Star Citizen or Squadron 42 update excite you?

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One response to “Guard Frequency Episode 399 | Minimum Tasteful Product”

  1. seannewboy Avatar

    Do you guys want pictures of all of your listeners in minimally tasteful garb?

    Just what did that shield generator do to you, sheesh.

    axe scent?

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