Guard Frequency Episode 380 | It’s Only Legal If It’s 14 Inches

Cits and Civs, Captains and Commanders, you’re tuned to episode 380 of Guard Frequency — the best damn space sim podcast ever! This episode was recorded on Friday November 12, 2021 and released for streaming and download on Tuesday, November 16, 2021 at

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This Week’s Schedule

  • Flight Deck
    • Elite: Dangerous
    • Star Citizen
    • Descent Underground
    • Hunternet Starfighter
  • The news from the deep black with Spencer McDunn on Galactic Public Radio
  • We continue our audio adventure, Guard Frequency Origins, where the armor’s too strong for blasters so we’re switching to harpoons and tow cables
  • Feedback Loop

Links & the Like

Elite Dangerous

Elite Dangerous is getting back to its fundamental strengths, building up narrative tension slowly, deepening the mysteries of the cosmos and the wonder of the deep black. Nah, just kidding, there’s another puzzle for Canonn to solve. But they are going back to the whole “you need to have a statistics degree to solve it” level of difficulty. The message is not cracked yet, but it was just released a few hours ago.

Star Citizen

Star Citizen released 3.15 to the live server and now you can die and lose your stuff! Also, they released a press release that released the need to see about re-leasing of their office lease in
Wilmslow because of the new lease in Manchester. And finally, I get to explain shards and servers and replication layers again because everyone keeps trying to call everything instances.

Descent Underground

Descent Underground’s attorney has finally had enough of Little Orbit’s shenanigans and is mad as hell and isn’t going to take it anymore. And Tony keeps hitting refresh on the 9th Circuit’s website to see if Little Orbit filed their appeal on time after asking for a month’s extension.

Hunternet Starfighter

Hunternet Starfighter is officially crowdfunded now and if you backed, you should be getting your keys soon™.

Community Questions

  • Did you understand the update to the server meshing discussion? Tell us what you gleaned from the post.
  • Do you like the out-of-game games in Elite Dangerous? Can something be done to improve it?

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2 responses to “Guard Frequency Episode 380 | It’s Only Legal If It’s 14 Inches”

  1. seannewboy Avatar

    wonderful content, keep it up.

    Question does our feedback travel through shards or instances or quantum realities, im confused?

  2. Blizzard36 Avatar

    I love the games outside of the game that Elite Dangerous does, and as someone who’s always had an interest in cryptology I especially like the style they have been doing. That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t like them adding more variety. Anyone who has played The Secret World or the Black Watchmen knows how many more ways to do this sort of thing there are.

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