Guard Frequency Episode 384 | Brian’s Double Entendres

Cits and Civs, Captains and Commanders, you’re tuned to episode 384 of Guard Frequency — the best damn space sim podcast ever! This episode was recorded on Friday January 7, 2022 and released for streaming and download on Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at

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This Week’s Schedule

  • Flight Deck
    • Elite: Dangerous
    • Star Citizen
    • Descent Underground
  • Next, we’ll get the news from the deep black with Spencer McDunn on Galactic Public Radio
  • We continue our audio adventure, Guard Frequency Origins, where there’s a small thermal exhaust port, just below the main port.
  • Feedback Loop

Links & the Like

Elite Dangerous

Elite Dangerous came roaring out of the gate in 2022 with a bold announcement that they were going to get right to work fixing all the things that they broke before going on vacation. There should be a hotfix available for the firegroup issue sometime around when you download this show. And, there MIGHT be fixes for everything else … whenever they get around to scheduling Update 10. We’re looking forward to seeing that new Developer Update chart that they started doing last fall – you know, the one that shows the most pressing bugs? And when those bugs are going to be fixed? Also, the return of Buckyball Racing, and the return of supercharged friendship drives!

Star Citizen

Star Citizen waited for us to go on our holiday break before they released their 2020 glossy-8-by-10-glamour-boudoir-financial-pin-up brochure. And it was the best year ever and they have so much money! So, they didn’t even miss the 5 million dollars they gave to the Calders. In other news, Jumptown has been jumping, and the remaining 15 items – of the original 18 – that were scheduled to be in 3.16 will be added any time now.

Descent Underground

Descent Underground has counted off three weeks since the new settlement agreement, and there is nothing new on the docket. As we know, Tony is rarely cynical about the legal tactics that Little Orbit has deployed in this case. HOWEVER, he does have a bit of wild speculation that he will share with us, because nothing makes good radio like just tossing random theories around.

Community Questions

  • What are your high-priority items for including in 3.16.1?
  • Would you play on a test server to prevent another Update 9?

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One response to “Guard Frequency Episode 384 | Brian’s Double Entendres”

  1. seannewboy Avatar

    Ex pat for the win.

    Wonderful show.

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